the f word

First let me apologize to my parents. I promise I had every intention of not doing this, primarily for your sake. But I cannot resist any longer...

When I thought about this blog and started typing I kind of made an unwritten rule for myself that I would stick to words used on prime time TV. You know… bitch, shit, ass, etc. However as I continued to brainstorm and even in jotting down thoughts for future post I realized I was changing my voice. Going out of my way to censor myself... censorship is just not my style. Therefore at the risk of offending a couple people and making my parents cringe...

I will now be introducing the F word into my blog. That happened fast right? J

I considered the pros and cons and I even started to read a couple blogs this morning about not using the F word and I stopped after the first paragraph… shit got boring. Ultimately this is the right decision for everyone involved. I do not intend to use the word constantly, but you will come across it in my future post maybe only once a post or every other post but maybe sometimes 10 times in one post. I will keep it need based... yes sometimes you NEED to say it. 

My mom would say that it is my lack of vocabulary that makes me want to use this word to describe things. That might be true to some degree. But sometimes the word crazy just isn’t intense enough without the f word in front of it. And “what the…” definitely is not complete without the f word. From time to time I need to escalate things and dropping the f bomb does that. Below is a perfect example. If you are ever tempted by an oyster shooter do not do it! It is gross and you will not look cute during or after. Take my word for it.